Funny Jokes for hamaraup

Posted Date: 05 Aug 2011 Posted By:: Ajay Singh Member Level: Silver Member Rank: 23 Points: 5 Responses: 1

1.Madam: Agar Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge..?

Student: 1-2 Din...Dekhenge..
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Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge..

2. Ajay: kal
raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD
dekhi,
na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi
FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?
Ajay :"PLEASE INSERT THE
DISC"'

3.Shaadi me sardar ne plate par tissue paper dekh kar socha yeh bhi khane waali chiz hai,
Jaise hi wo khane laga
Too
Sab sardar chillaye-
Oye mat khaa
Tasty nahi hai...

4. Coach: What is Chinaman bowling
Player: when a chinese man bowls we call it chinaman bowling

5. Coach: what is Doosra
Player: everything which comes after Pehla is called doosra

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#1195 Author: Skp

Member Level: Gold Member Rank: 2 Date: 06/Aug/2011 Rating: 2 out of 5

Points: 2

Hello Ajay,

Very good jokes indeed. Keep up the good work. You can also tell your friends about this lovely website. They can also contribute in the sections they are interested in.

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