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    Funny Jokes for hamaraup


    Posted Date: 05 Aug 2011      Posted By:: Ajay Singh     Member Level: Silver    Member Rank: 23     Points: 5   Responses: 1



    1.Madam: Agar Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge..?

    Student: 1-2 Din...Dekhenge..
    .
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge..

    2. Ajay: kal
    raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD
    dekhi,
    na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi
    FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?
    Ajay :"PLEASE INSERT THE
    DISC"'

    3.Shaadi me sardar ne plate par tissue paper dekh kar socha yeh bhi khane waali chiz hai,
    Jaise hi wo khane laga
    Too
    Sab sardar chillaye-
    Oye mat khaa
    Tasty nahi hai...

    4. Coach: What is Chinaman bowling
    Player: when a chinese man bowls we call it chinaman bowling

    5. Coach: what is Doosra
    Player: everything which comes after Pehla is called doosra





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    #1195    Author:    Online     Member Level: Gold      Member Rank: 2     Date: 06/Aug/2011   Rating: 2 out of 52 out of 5     Points: 2

    Hello Ajay,

    Very good jokes indeed. Keep up the good work. You can also tell your friends about this lovely website. They can also contribute in the sections they are interested in.

    Webmaster
    HamaraUP
    Join Biharspider




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